Sunday, October 30, 2011

HALLOWEEN CUPCAKE HUNT 2010


We're almost to Halloween...actually, we've got about three hours as I write this, but IT'S NOT TOO LATE to post the results of 2010's Halloween Cupcake Hunt! This is where we drive around town looking for Halloween cupcakes, bring them home, taste them, and then pick a winner based on nothing more than however I was feeling at the moment.


We had the good fortune to bring friends along with us this time. Halloween is 2 days before Steph's birthday, so we managed to get her and Bill away from their kids for an afternoon in order to comb the city for cupcakes. This was especially lucky, because Steph is also a cupcake snob, and usually the person to let me know when a new bakery pops up in town, so it was great to have her along.


MF came too, sporting a great hat...

And Bill was nice enough to take pictures, as well as entertain Kaylee on her first Halloween with us.



Our first stop was to Cupcake Row in Santa Monica where two of this city's heavy weights are located a mere block away from one another.


Here we are outside Vanilla Bakeshop. Vanilla really does have some of the best cupcakes I've ever tasted, and this year, as opposed to years past, they actually had some Halloween themed cupcakes.


They also had a gorgeous, spooky, fondant cake, and some sort of Macaroon Obelisks, doubtlessly for some sort of cult worship.


Then we popped into Yummy Cupcakes.

Yummy was the winner last year not only because they make a hell of a cupcake, but because they REALLY went all-in for Halloween, designing several cakes specifically for the holiday. In fact, you can see last year's winner right here...the Blackout Cake.



And here are some coconut ghosties.




On our way back to Hollywood, we stopped in Famous Cupcakes. You may recall this place from last year's blog because of the overly ridiculous Kardashian endorsement on the box.

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To my knowledge, this place is not owned by the Kardashian sisters, but even if it were, I don't think that would stop me from mocking them over their boxes.


Steph was the one who told me about this place a year ago, and she had still never been, so we made it a mandatory stop. Turns out, they had some really good lookin' product on display.

After that, we hit 3rd street by the Beverly Center where New York's famous Magnolia Bakery had just opened their LA store.


I've been told that Magnolia was responsible for starting this cupcake craze several years ago, so we were excited to add them to the roster. (They have some amazing looking stuff aside from cupcakes, BTW. I'd recommend heading by if you ever have the chance.)

Across the street from Magnolia is Joan's on Third where we had picked up a fabulous Snicker's cupcake the year before.

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I highly recommend this place, too. They've got some really creative stuff there, and I have yet to taste anything less than awesome come out of their bakery.


Sweet Lady Jane's is always a must, especially since they've won this contest 2 times. It always feels like swinging by to pick up and old friend.


The final stop on the tour was Frosted on Highland. We'd never been to this place before, and they had some really interesting flavor combinations. Out of all the places we stopped during the day, this place certainly got the most number of "Oh really?"'s out of us.

They also had the distinction of being the only bakery with cupcakes for dogs. That won them a lot of points with Kaylee.


So, with a car full of desserts, we headed home to get into it.

Kaylee ate first.





Then we unpacked everything and divied it up.


Bat and Werewolf face: SWEET LADY JANE, Peanut Butter Ghostie: JOAN'S ON THIRD, Spider: YUMMY


Orange Sprinkles: FAMOUS, Pumpkin: FROSTED, Zombie Hand: YUMMY


Boo and Pumpkin: FROSTED, Orange Sprinkles: FAMOUS, Spider: VANILLA BAKESHOP

Those were between Steph and I.

This was MF's plate.


Bill was demure.


Oh, and Bill also stopped in a Churro place next to Sweet Lady Jane's. I'm pretty sure that's against the rules, but he didn't seem to hear me.

So, we dug in.












Steph was far more precise, cutting slices off of hers...before stabbing teenagers.


I just made a mess.




There was a lot of careful tabulating, but in the end, there could only be one winner.


Famous Cupcakes.

Yeah, it pains me to say it, but the Kardashians were actually right. The cake was moist and tasty, and the chocolate frosting was light and creamy with a rich dark chocolate flavor. Overall just a hell of a good cupcake.

So there we are. We're gettin' ready for tomorrow's hunt, so I'll let ya know in a year what the results are. Till then, Happy Halloween everybody!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Holy WTF?!

I just got an email from Amazon suggesting that I might like some action movies.



Is it a coincidence that the first movie on the list IS THE ONE THAT I WROTE?!

Now that's aggressive advertising.

By the way, Ballistica is evidently available. Put it in your Netflix queue and let me know what you think!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

How sad am I to NOT have HBO right now?



Yes, the Iron Throne seemed like the best place to sign-up for Comcast.

Monday, March 7, 2011

New Vampire T-Shirt!

Not to be outdone by previous years, my sister has given me a brand new, brain-melting Vampire t-shirt!



I figured that a Vampire lover like me would be able to name all of these bloodsuckers, but a couple of them have really stumped me. How many can you name?

Friday, December 24, 2010

Writing on Xmas Eve...

Just spell-checking something, and WORD suggested I replace "Dreadgeist" with "Deadbeat."

That's awesome.


Merry Xmas!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Halloween Cupcakes 2009!

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Aw yeah…it's almost Halloween, and MF and I are getting ready for our annual CUPCAKE HUNT! Basically, we take Halloween day to drive around town, visiting a pumpkin-load of bakeries, buying cupcakes, and then bringing them home to taste and rate them using absolutely no criteria whatsoever. The only rule is that they be Halloween themed in some sort of way.

Then we pick a winner and go watch spooky movies to get through our sugar comas.

(I always wait till the following Halloween to post our results, mainly because I have no interest in talking about Halloween after the 31st, and posting the results a year later gets me excited all over again. )

So this was 2009:

Now for those who don't remember, Halloween was actually pretty warm last year, and since we spend about 4 hours driving around town, I was worried that our cupcakes would melt in the car. Our solution? Pack a cooler full of ice-packs.

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Portable cupcake carrier is GO.

Our first stop was Sweet Lady Jane's on Melrose.

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This place makes THE most incredible cupcake frosting I have ever tasted. It won our little competition the first year, and we usually go there first, because they tend to run out of Halloween cupcakes by early afternoon.

After that, we swung be Thee's in the Farmer's Market.

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These guys won the year that we got to Sweet Lady Jane's late, and all they had left were carrot cupcakes. Thee's usually turns in a solid Halloween cupcake, and there's really something to be said for the little plastic witch sticking out of the top.

Then, we took Kimberly's advice and hit Joan's on Third for the first time ever.

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This place was AWESOME, and we came away with a yummy looking Snickers cupcake with a little ghost on top.

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After that, we headed to another new spot on Beverwil called Famous Cupcakes.

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Steph mentioned this place, having never been to it, hoping that our professional analysis would let her know if it was good enough to visit. All I can say is, this was their packaging:

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Evidently, a thumbs-up from the Kardashian Sisters.

What?

Okay. They also didn't have any Halloween cupcakes when we got there, but a nice girl behind the counter said they were getting more in an hour in case we wanted to come back. That was cool, so we headed to Santa Monica for two of our favorite standbys:

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(Nosferatu T-shirt by Threadless!)

Vanilla Bake Shop always has a solid cupcake, and I can't sing them enough praises. The first year we stopped in, they didn't have any Halloween cupcakes, so they couldn't be in the competition. They almost won last year with their "Black and White" cupcake, and this year, they happened to have a little ghostie sitting on top of their Bittersweet Chocolate cupcake, (which is one of my favorites.)

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One block down the street is their arch-rival, Yummy Cupcakes!

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(Okay, I may have just said that to increase the drama, but it's fun to think of them as rivals.) Yummy was overly impressive this year with FIVE Halloween cupcakes. And these weren't their normal flavors with a little pumpkin on top…these were special cupcakes DESIGNED for Halloween. Now that's the kinda spirit we're looking' for! My pick was called the Blackout Cake!

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Mary Frances' choice was Peanut butter with a spooky cat.

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After the Santa Monica leg, we went back to Kardashian Cupcakes, where they had two special selections waiting for us.

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Thanks, girl behind the counter...that was awfully cool of you!

By that time, it was getting to be rush hour, so we skipped our usual ritual of seeing what the grocery store had to offer, and took our cooler full of cupcakes back to spooky town.

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MF did the arranging.

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I dug in.

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I tasted and tested...

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They were all exceptionally good, with one surprise FAIL. From Thee's!

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I don't know what the deal was, but the normal baker must have had a stroke that morning because this frosting was made by an Ugnaught. It had NO taste! It was like eating whipped orange lard! FAIL.

Apart from that, the choice was difficult, but it came down to two...Yummy and 2 time winner, Sweet Lady Jane.

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Yummy's Blackout Cake had a layer of chocolate fudge frosting, topped by a layer of cocoa powder, and finished off with a chocolate drizzle and zombie hand. It was amazing.

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Sweet Lady Jane always has good moist cake, and like I said, their frosting is something RIDICULOUS. Plus, it had a bat, which speaks to the Vampire in me.

Ultimately, I had to give it to Yummy.

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The cupcake was outrageous, and the fact that they had designed several cupcakes SPECIFICALLY for Halloween was exactly the extra bit of love that this contest celebrates.

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Who will take the cake this year? Will Yummy turn in new Halloween designs? Will Sweet Lady Jane just beat the trick or treat out everyone else with their incredible frosting? Or will one of the other bakeries surprise us? We have a few new places to try this time around, so really...anything can happen!

Happy Halloween, everybody!

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